Find your wheel instinct.
One real hamster. Three ways to play. Absolutely no money on the line.
Main race · Grand Prix
Create a racer and press Start race. After a three-second countdown, race two AI opponents. Use ← → or A/D to dodge crates and Space to boost. The server calculates positions, finish times, and saved standings. Distances are virtual game metres; this is not human multiplayer.
Enter the raceMeet your racer
Choose an original hamster avatar and a nickname. Your profile lives on the server and is linked to a secure browser session. No wallet required.
Read the wheel
Choose Cozy paws (zero), Cruise control (up to the historical active median), or Full squeek (above it). Ranges are fixed before the future window.
Lock it in
Your choice locks before the two-minute window begins. One prediction per profile per round. You cannot edit it, submit it late, or change the score.
Wait. Cheer. Celebrate.
After the window, the server waits for complete hardware passage records. Correct predictions earn 100 points. Every third consecutive correct prediction adds 50.
Make a little sprint
Start a personal race to 60 new accepted wheel passages. Live telemetry moves your original racer. Wheel rests pause the race; sprints award no ranked points.
Play the daily squeek
Classify a real completed historical window. Get 25 participation points once per UTC day. Historical answers are public, so this never increases ranked prediction accuracy.
The evidence behind the fun
Live predictions use future UTC-aligned two-minute windows, with a minimum 30-second lead before start. We count accepted eligible hardware passages with timestamps in [start, end). A work unit is a wheel-magnet passage, not necessarily a complete revolution. All cumulative values remain integers.
Windows require full coverage, no discontinuity inside the window, no duplicate passages, and hardware provenance. Incomplete or disputed evidence never awards prediction points. The server adds a two-minute ingestion delay and retains references and SHA-256 evidence digests.
These are API-verified measurement results, not SqueekCore-certified work or independently verified device signatures. The live API contract identity currently differs from the published deployment record, so this game does not claim chain settlement verification.
I’m ready to squeek