THE WORLD’S TINIEST RACING LEAGUENew around here? How to play
ONE HAMSTER. ENDLESS POSSIBILITIES.

Little paws.
Big predictions.✦

Real wheel energy. A whole new way to play.
Race, predict, and cheer on Squeektoshi.

Free to play Real hardware data Just game points
Checking the wheelLive results pause when data is unavailable
WHEEL SPEED— RPM
ACCEPTED WORK— passages / epoch
LAST OBSERVEDWaiting… local time
MAIN RACE · SERVER-VERIFIED RESULTS

Squeek Grand Prix

SERVER

Race against 2 AI opponents. Change lanes, dodge crates, collect energy, and boost your way to first place!

Simulated track · standard energy until verified wheel data is available
PLACE —/3100%0 / 1000 virtual m0.0s
1. YOU
0 m
SQUEEK GRAND PRIX
YOU
Race against 2 AI opponentsStart → steer → finish → server-confirmed standings

Tap Left or Right, or use ← / → or A / D. Hold a direction to cross two lanes. Press Space to boost.

Race leaderboard · server records

Finish your first race to record a result.

Opponents are simulated AI, not human multiplayer. The server processes controls and calculates distance, collisions, finish times, and standings. Race results are separate from verified prediction points. No wagering, cash, or token rewards.

Offline practice · results are not saved
PLAY NOW · NO WAITING FOR THE HAMSTER

Arcade Sprint

PRACTICE

Press Start practice to begin. Your racer runs automatically: change lanes, dodge crates, collect energy, and boost to the finish. No need to wait for 60 passages.

3/3 100%0 / 600 m · 0.0s
PRACTICE TRACK
🏁 600 virtual m
Ready to race?← → / A D to steer · Space to boost

A simulated race controlled by you. This is not real hamster activity. Practice does not award leaderboard points or change predictions.

Live wheel companion · moves only when the real hamster runs
REAL PAWS. REAL PROGRESS.

Live Wheel Companion

FEED UNAVAILABLE
SQUEEK CIRCUIT 01
60
YOUR RACER
WAITING FOR HARDWAREREADY WHEN YOU ARE
One real wheel. Your own little race.Visualizes accepted hardware passages. Sprint awards no ranked points.
✦
A LITTLE EVERY DAY

The daily squeek

Read a real moment from the wheel’s history.
Make your call. Learn its story.

+25 participation points · once per UTC day
MAKE YOUR CALL

Predict the wheel

+100 pts

How many accepted wheel passages in the next two-minute window?

Syncing hardware historyEvidence first. Always.
Server locks before the window. Points only after complete evidence.
Your next streak starts here.Pick a racer. Make a call. Join the fun.
GAME POINTS0 pts
PREDICTION ACCURACY—
CURRENT STREAK0
Measurement-powered play · API hardware evidence, not chain-certified work. Live chain identity differs from the published record. See integration notes